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Electrify	[Sep. 7th, 2006\|02:09 pm]
Cronin 1 Kevin Cronin Warren Jones Composition I Memoir August 22, 2006 Electrify I once wondered how lightening worked. Lightening makes life dangerous. What could be more dangerous than a large bolt of lightening shooting by your face? I have always managed to maintain a large portion of common sense. Of course I would never mean to do something stupid like going outside with a conductor in my hand and try to see how long I could sit there before the lightening shocked me. I mean who does that? I remember walking to the window and looking at that monstrous storm strike near me. My mind became consumed by the fear and utter shock of the storm. Though the lightening scared me, I loved feeling that thrill. I loved the feeling of not controlling my own destiny. My friend Edward called and asked if I wanted to come over his house. Of course I wanted to go over. I mean the kid still had electricity. Who would turn down electricity without having any themselves? I decided to go over, but before I could make this journey I would first have to get past the lightening. I got onto my bike, put on my helmet, and made the journey to his house. As I rode my bike, the lightening became fiercer. I only had a couple more blocks until I got to his house. Peddle after peddle, I kept riding through blocks. The rain shot at my eyes with the speed of a bullet. I could hear myself panting over the rain. Just then the thunder bolted and the sky flashed. I looked up at the sky and a large chain of electricity soared through the sky.
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JOURNAL UPDATE!

[Dec. 14th, 2005|07:04 pm]

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I turned

milesofcool in for eating carbs (3 points). Last month I bought porn for

fishtable (10 points). Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I stole

towelie4488's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-22 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
bountyhead

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Spring Break '05

[Mar. 27th, 2005|02:00 pm]

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Some crazy shit has happened this week. Especially since we started hanging out with those drama kids. Everytime we hang out with them some kind of weird crazy shit happens that would never normally happen to a normal person in a real normal life.

I've mostly been hanging out with Andrew Klein and Rick Wongchinsri this break. Both Monday and Tuesday I went to the pool, worked out and went to kickboxing to fuck some bitches up. Wednesday i got up, took a shower, and called rick and andrew up to go to Deerfield Beach. Mom drove... lol. We got some pretty decent color and had some fun watching people PLAY in the WATER! A bunch of the Albatrosses tried to kill us, by swooping down over our heads. Those creatures have so much guts. They're fearless. After we swam and got a little red, we started walking the beach, hoping to spot people we knew. I saw Arthur and a couple of his friends, and that kid Cliff that goes to our school, but besides them i knew nobody. We started to get hungry and wanted to go to a restaurant but i needed to get some shoes. So we went to Wings and i went to the $3 sandal section. They had a wide variety of colors (all translucent). They had SKY BLUE, PINK, HOT PINK, and WHITE. I couldn't find the right pair, since the largest sandal was a size 6. So i grabbed the translucent sky blue sandals, which looked very much like high heels and were very uncomfortable. We then headed over to Flanigans and had a very nice afternoon, eating by the beach.

Thursday and Friday i went to the pool, i saw Carrey Campbell and a couple of girls who i've seen at Omni before. Tais and Rachell i think, i don't remember. Started talking to them for a while, did some underwater laps through the entire pool. Because I, am that damn good. Jeff came, swam a little bit. Did some exercises, like Dips, crunches, and this weird leg toggle exercise that I found out, which are very effective for building abs. Got out, layed down and baked in the sun for about half an hour, checked out some babes. Then decided to go out to lunch at Casa L'Italien. I had no *real* money to pay for the meal, so i payed in quarters. Yeah, it was kind of embarrasing. Only somebody like me could pull it off. Then we called up Andrew and went to his house. Played pool. watched episodes of Robot Chicken. Then went to Quiznos and Target. Met up with Laura, Alison, and Rick. They were buying Nail polish remover, and gum... Went BACK to Quiznos, payed for a Dr. Pepper in Quarters, Dimes, and Nickels. Donated my remaining change to the OH band. God will bless me for that. Went to Penara's talked, bla bla bla, w/e. I had to go back home, so Jeff drove me and andrew back home. (even though jeff let andrew drive his car on the way back)
Got a ride to kickboxing from mi madre. Got ready to spar, RED! (his name)

He's 6'3'' 193 lbs. First round we just jabbed. we popped each other a good 20 times in the head. Round 2 we did jab only to the head, and body shots but with every punch. He started getting tired. I could hear his grunts when he was punching and getting hit. His breathing started getting heavy. Round 3 we just boxed, and I was pretty much winning, popped him in the head a couple times with my jab, through some counter hooks to the body and a couple straight right crosses to the head, and his nose started dripping with blood. Round was over, we got a little rest, he cleaned himself up. We went into the 4th round, except i decided not to wear my headgear. Round started, i was actually killing him now. Because the headgear had actually made it harder for me to see... Without it. It was that much easier to see punches coming, but it also meant i should avoid getting hit as much as possible. So when he went to go throw a wild jab cross, i slipped both punches, weaved under his hook and tried to come back up with an upper cut. But it wasn't my hand that hit his head... It was my head. I smacked my head right into his eye, and it started gushing with blood. Dripping all over the place. We stopped the fight, tried to clean it up with hydrogen peroxide, and water. Pinched it together and tried as hard as we could to prevent it from opening back up. Hopefully it doesn't make a big ugly scar. I would feel like shit if it did. Left kickboxing, felt like shit, because if i had never taken off my headgear i wouldn't have split his eyebrow open.

Parents went out, invited the boys over. Mike Miles, Dan Salvetti. Then Andrew Klein and Jeff Sahim showed up. Dan Bickel called Andrew and asked if he could come over, i said yes. We all just chilled, played in the music room. Then we had fun watching edward rippens random videos on the computer. Was sooo funny. Decided to leave and go find something to do. Went to taco bell to meet Henry. Got a Chicken Quesadilla (like i always do) Dan Bickel won a cinnamon twist for landing the coin on the platform, and he also got owned by the soda machine. Spilled it everywhere, it was a real mess. Saw a couple familiar faces. Left. Went to some abandoned parking lot place in the middle of nowhere, and did donuts in dan salvettis car. It was sooo funny. Vet got so scared when he accelerated really fast and spun out into the grass. Left. Dropped Mike at his house. We went back to my house. Watched... Then everybody left. Funny night, as usual.

Saturday I went to CIA headquarters, did...(CLASSIFIED information) for about 4 hours. Left. Worked out, stayed inside and watched movies. Walked around the neighborhood hoping for somebody to be out doing something. But to my dislike, nothing happened. Stayed in for another couple hours, until finally rick called me for a plan. He said Josh him, and Wolfgang were going to Mykonos to eat and party, and then planning on going to Miami. I thought, YES! my last chance to do something sweet before spring break ends. Got ready, asked Andrew if he wanted to come. He really didn't want to, but said he would give me a ride anyway. Met up with Troupe 4992, Bless their souls. Watched people dancing on the table screaming WOOOOOAAAAA PAAAAAAAAA. Lots of sex was going on... with clothes on. Did alittle bit of dancing, then went out and chilled in the parking lot. Everyone wanted to go to Wolfgangs house and party. Me, Rick, Wolfgang, and Ilana were hungry so we said we would meet up with them later. Josh came with us. Oh yeah, and Ilana like split her hand open and almost had to get it amputated last night because it was turning gang green. Searched for some places to eat. Finally concluded that Ruby Tuesday would be good. I got the Smokehouse Burger, and Rick and Wolfgang got their food. Wolfgang ordered the Salad Bar with it. It said no sharing, but we just ate from wolfgangs dish, until our main course came out. Left, went to Josh's house, and then his community pool. We found $6 just sitting their in the pool. Josh dived in and got it. Nick Ebert and crew showed up, with Amanda Blum and them. Got around a table and... Then we decided to leave because it was getting late, so me, rick, wolfgang, and ilana had to try to fit into wolfgangs pickup truck, which need i remind you... is very compact. Ilana was all over the place, she kept switching positions and even started driving the truck with her toes. She kept complaining about her hand, while Rick and Wolfgang were singing songs together. Like two lost souls desperately in need of eachother. I was just sitting there like... This is getting scary. Wolfgang dropped off rick first, then went to Ilanas at Villa San Remo. Then he dropped me off at my house. Spoke to Ashley on AIM. Girls so cool. Then tom kunzler. Went to sleep at 2:45.

Today I woke up, had a sore throat, had some OJ, vitamins, opened some easter candy, ate that shit. (Right now i'm eating these delicious marshmellow eggs, my god, they're orgasmic) Drove my mom to my uncle Johns house, where i'm going later tonight for an Easter party. Cha Ching, gonna be receiving a lot of money today. You gotta love Jesus, even if you don't believe him. He gives this world so much more to talk about. gtg get ready. Later

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The Lionheart

[Jan. 30th, 2005|04:21 pm]

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Saturday morning woke up got my shit together and left the house. Got to the gym where the wrestlers were getting warmed up for their match. Said hello to all of the wrestling moms, dads and wrestlers as well. Got positioned on the top of the bleachers and put my camera on the tripod. When the matches started I recorded each of our wrestlers grapplin the shit out of the other team. Here was the lineup:

103- Kevin McCalister (not the home alone one) (4th)
112- Paul Santa Maria (4th)
119- Mike Martin (3rd)
125- Matt Mujica (Champion)
130- Arthur Simmonds (4th)
135- Tommy D'Annunzio (2nd)
140- Pat Curran (Champion)
145- Nick Ebert (2nd)
152- Jacob Fought (3rd)
160- Seth Cohen (2nd)
171- Cheyne Hessler (3rd)
189- Anthony DiDominico (5th)
215- ? (I have no idea who wrestled this weight class)
275- Del Achelus (Champion)

Team Results:
1. Olympic Heights, 189
2. Palm Beach Central, 159.5
3. Miramar, 139.5
4. Flanagan, 120
5. Deerfield Beach, 100
6. Spanish River 98.5
7. Santaluces, 91

After the match I got a ride home from my mom (yes, i'm still a loser) Got some wendy's, ate it. Got home and called andrew.
6:00 p.m. I open the door, and find Andrew Klein, Shaan Hogan, and Chris Menz at the door. Andrew was like posing for a... "look i wear glasses and i'm so cool" magazine. Shaan had on a top hat, and some funny weapon rings. and Chris was wearing a wig... Oh wait nvm, ahahahaha, that's his real hair. Then we went to go pick up Paul Langdon, who got his top hat too. Saw his dad for the first time, and his dog "Kyonay" ahahahahah. Bug eyed dog.

Went to boomers from there, and were checkin out da crowd. Got some tokens and went over to DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Shaan was killing everyone in our group, but Andrew was pretty good too. I was actually getting better as the night progressed. Chris and Paul didn't play at all. We saw Sammi and her friend handing out flyers and trying to get "cool people" to pose for a picture holding up the flyer. I was like, "wait so if i put up my hood like this... would i be considered cool?" (In gothic terms). She said sure, as long as we could get a picture of you guys holding them up. So me andrew and chris decided to be in the picture advertising for, "If you mess with my feelings i'm going to cut my wrists." Then we got tired of watching master rabbi DDR dancer owning everyone, so we went to go play other games and get tickets. Andrew, Shaan, Paul, and Chris saw some familiar faces and started talking to them. I attempted to get a free climb up the wall from "Farris" but instead he gave me a secret on how to steal tokens from the slot machine. Which i forget which one it freaking is...

Me and Shaan dropped some tickets on purposed to see if their were some "good sumeridans" in the place. We found out that people will do anything to get what they want. I dropped 10 tickets near this guy playing a gun game. He saw them, picked them up, put them in his pocket and acted like nothing happened. I went back a couple seconds later and was like, "has anybody seen any tickets around here?" I looked right at the bastard, and he said he didn't see any. Me and Shaan were cracking up so hard. That sick bastard stole my tickets and lied right to my face. It was so funny. Over 10 tickets too. Attempted to do it to more people, but none were as funny as the first one. Boomers got boring so we left. Then went to Coldstones near Don Carters.

At coldstones Me and Andrew were the only two who got something to eat. I got the chocolate devotion and he got the birthday special or some shit like that, i don't know i forget, who the hell cares. Every single race, was in that parlor. There were asians, indians, mexicans, whites, and shaan, completed it with his blackness. We got a couple of seats, sat down, and ate our ice cream. Shaan, Paul, and Chris were messing around outside. Me and Andrew were eating, and decided to go and tip one of the Coldstone girls so we could hear them sing to us. I put in 40 cents, and the girls started singing, TIP TIP! HUUUURAY! TIP TIP! HUUUURAY! WE GOTTA A TIP! WE GOTTA A TIP! THANK YOU VERY MUCH, FOR GIVING US A TIP! Me... being the asshole that i am. Got more change out of my pocket and tipped them again. They sang again while me and andrew were cracking up at the table. Went outside of the place, and told everyone to walk in their individually and tip them. First Paul went in, and they sang a song i think. Then Shaan went in and they sang. Then Andrew went in and they just said THANK YOU! (in an annoyed look) and Andrew goes, NOOOO! THANK YOU FOR THE SERVICE! YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE RECEIVING A THANKS! I was laughing so hard. Then i went back in again and all the little kids look at me and they're like. "OMG! Their tipping again! hahahaheheheheahahaha" and i put in a dime, and the blonde girl who was getting really pissed off goes right up to my face and says THANK YOU! I'm like, "NO! THANK YOU MA'AM! THANK ALL OF YOU AT COLDSTONES! YOU ARE ALL AMAZING PEOPLE AND I LOVE THE SERVICE HERE! SO YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE GETTING THANKED! NOOOOOOOOT MEEEE! YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, and YOU! Your fabulous... Thank you ALL!" I left the shop. We all got back into the van and started driving towards Shadowood.

Shaan decided that it would be awesome to play Chinese stop light. So when Chris and Shaan got to a red light, they jumped out of the car really fast, and switched seats before the light turned green. The funniest is when me and Shaan did it, because instead of running directly into eachothers seats, we decided to take the long way around the van into the seat and do crazy stuff outside onto the street. Like me running into the air doing a heel clicker on 441 and glades intersection. Then i ran back into the death seat and we traveled some more. Andrew needed gas, so he went to go to the gas station near wendys and shaan got out to get some food. He looked like he was going to rob it because of how he looked. After that, Andrew dropped off Shaan, Chris, and me andrew paul went to another gas station to fill up the van completely. Then dropped off Paul, and when we got back to our neighborhood he dropped me off and i went onto the computer. Stayed up till 3:00 a.m. then went to bed.

Sunday, (This morning) dad woke me up with the damn vacuum and then told me to get ready for work. Dropped me off, went into the office, did some downloads, transactions, and scanning, and did some pushups in between. LOL. Did 100 clap up pushups and 50 regular ones. Listened to some music and dad came back 4 hours later. Got home, ate a sausage and some junk food. Realitives are coming over to visit. Gotta clean my room and make it look "PRESENTABLE". This is Kevin signing out on, ETD (Enter the Dragon).

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[Jan. 18th, 2005|11:18 pm]

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Two great entries:

www.livejournal.com/users/salvet
www.livejournal.com/users/gun_n_rose

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Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

[Dec. 31st, 2004|01:07 am]

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I have officially beaten Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater for the PS2. The game was amazing. It was so intense. I felt like I was actually Big Boss himself. It is sad to finally beat the game though. When a game is as good as that, it makes you sad to see it end. Snake took out The Pain, The Fear, The End, The Fury, The Sorrow, The Thunderbolt, and The Boss when the game came to an end. I never truly understood Solid Snakes past until i got to the end of the game. When i saw my statistics at the end, it showed that I had 297 Alert Modes, found 38 different animal species throughout the game, and killed a total of 521 guys. Lol, when I saw I had killed 521 guys i was like, no wonder it took so damn long to get through "The Sorrow". In hard mode, you have to pretty much shoot everyone you spot in the head, or else they get suspicious and spot you. So if i ran out of ammunition for my M22, i would have to resort in killing the soldier. Which i did very often... I remember i went on a killing spree in a Russian lab and took all of the scientists hostage and started slitting their throats, lol. Omg, it was such a blood bath. The entire room was filled with corpses and blood. I looked around the internet for a release date for the next mgs, (METAL GEAR SOLID 4). Reports say that, in late 2006, Metal Gear Solid 4 will be released in America. I can't wait to play it... But for now i'm just going to mess around with the other games and see if i can amuse myself long enough. Sorry i had nothing really good to say, but MGS is the only thing that's been on my mind today.

Got a letter in the mail today about a Karate Tournament called the Space Coast Karate Championships (SCKC) being held in Cocoa, Florida on Febuary 5th, 2005. It sounds like a good way to test how far i've progressed since i was younger. Hopefully I haven't gotten too soft.

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Christmas Celebration

[Dec. 25th, 2004|02:05 pm]

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Christmas Eve:
Well the day before christmas I was cleaning up the house and trying to prevent my mom from bitchin'. Both my brother and dad were working. My bro was working with his friend. The owner of the hair salon was gay and my bro said he was funny as hell. Supposedly, gay guys can get away with anything they say because they just don't care and nobody ever says anything to stop them. I got bored so i decided to do 4 corners. I go into my loop and i set up 4 stations. An adelphia box, 2 mailboxes, and a light pole. For 4 corners you start at the first station do 10 pushups, then sprint to the next station do 10 pushups, then the third station do 10 pushups, and then do the last 10 at the last station. When you get back to the beginning you take a one minute break. After the break, continue the next set by doing 11 this time. Keep doing this until you get to 15. When you finish your 6th set you should have done 300 pushups. By this time, if your aren't tired, then you didn't do the exercise correctly. Then I boxed my punching bag for about 5 minutes straight, and practiced some acrobatic moves. Course i still can't land the hypertwist. I spin too slow. It's frustrating. At around 6:30 i got ready to go out to dinner with my family. I looked like a lumberjacker when i got all ready. When we got to the restaurant Pomodoro, it was kinda packed. I ordered a house salad, N.Y. Strip Steak with Penne on the side and some chocolate cake for dessert. It wasn't the best steak i had, but it was still good. By the time we got to dessert we were the last ones in the restaurant, at like 12:00 a.m. Grandpa paid the tab, and then we went back to his house. We exchanged gifts and watched some tv. Everyone was beat... the kids atleast. All the adults were party animals. Man my uncle jimbo, he was dancing all over the place and doing crazy shit. Me, Kyle, Nicole, and Rob were in another room watching How to Lose a Guy in 10 days, and the very end of matrix revolutions. We were cracking up how overacted matrix revolutions was. It copied DragonBallZ so much when it came to the fighting. lol. Bitches would be flying in the air and fighting. A big Shockwave would explode from their mighty strength clashing. I'm like, what the fuck is this? Dragon Ball Z? Then around 2:00 a.m. we drove back to my house and my bro received most of his gifts from my parents. I was so beat i just fell asleep.

Christmas Day:
Woke up to everyone asleep, went into the bathroom to take my morning piss in the toilet. (Yes, i'm fucking gross) Went to the christmas tree and my mom woke up. She's like, "Here Kevin, since we're getting you the drum set we're going to give you the next best present." I open it up and i found an iPod mini! It was awesome. I was trying to get that son a ma bitch going, but i started receiving present after present. I got MGS3 for ps2, which rules. Going to play it tonight. Got a nice watch to go with a suit. My bro woke up and gave me his present. It was a box of "Myoplex Deluxe" (protein shake). I was like YES! No more expired Protein shake baayyyyy beeeee. Started doing the rick dance, "got the chrome baby, got that chrome!" This baby has 106% protein per serving and so much vitamins, potassium and iron that i won't even have to eat anything to live! But ofcourse i will, just so i get bulk as fuck. As most of you know, i'm trying out for football, and going to try and wrestle the 152 varsity weightclass next year so i gotta bulk up some more. I got some candy and a freaking "Kazoo". Holy shit, those things are awesome. I was playing that thing for an hour straight. Right in my dogs face. Then i found a cd, "Breaking Benjamin: We Are Not Alone." Which i am listening to right now. Kyle said it would be a good cd to workout to, so i'm happy i got that too. Hopefully by next week we'll all get together and see what we each got. Man, we'll have soo much money we'll be true boca ratonians. AHAHAHAHA. I gotta get myself a new karate uniform and workout gear. It should be sweet. Hopefully i'll win the U.S. Open next year. That would be amazing, knowing that "you" are the best fighter (in the art) in the nation. Well for 17 yr olds anyway. But i think it goes to 18. Mr. Yamakawa says if i got in the ring with somebody my own age or size, i would kill them. I haven't had a fight with someone as small as me since 99'. haha, so it should be fun. By the way, if any of you want to get together and make a movie this winter break, call me. I'm pretty sure i'll start to get bored as fuck into the second week. Can't talk tonight, because tonight, i'm partying OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

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